Comments on Suburban Matron: I Say Yes To A Bunch of That!

I can not unread what yr pop write, sadly. By m...

2012-01-23T14:50:06.962-05:00

I can not unread what yr pop write, sadly.

By me, it's all gold-selling and Botox injections. Ladies here don't need dildoes, they already have husbands they don't want to eff.

ewww, I can't stand that name: dildo. I much ...

2012-01-23T08:27:42.158-05:00

ewww, I can't stand that name: dildo. I much prefer celestial throbbings. I can't wait to hear about this!

WHAT??? I only get invited to Stella & Dot pa...

2012-01-22T17:48:09.877-05:00

WHAT??? I only get invited to Stella & Dot parties! We must be prudes around here.

WHAT??? I only get invited to Stella & Dot pa...

2012-01-22T17:48:04.033-05:00

WHAT??? I only get invited to Stella & Dot parties! We must be prudes around here.

Am I really the only one who has to ask what "...

2012-01-22T17:27:25.412-05:00

Am I really the only one who has to ask what "bunco" is? Or am I simply left with that question because all of the good comments have already been left ... ?

Hm someone keeps asking me to host one of these pa...

2012-01-22T16:25:02.885-05:00

Hm someone keeps asking me to host one of these passion parties...I didn't realize a spray tan might come with it!

I'll have to start up this quaint American tra...

2012-01-22T16:16:33.562-05:00

I'll have to start up this quaint American tradition in Seoul! Google translate is not the authority, but it gives "dildo party" as:

딜도파티

Essentially, "dildo pati." Does it tell us something about Korean culture that they had to import the words for "dildo" and "party" from English?

There is really nothing left to be said. I will s...

2012-01-22T15:49:45.476-05:00

There is really nothing left to be said. I will save my comment for the epic post that is certain to come. I hope this party is happening soon!

OMG, I thought your post was funny until I read Ca...

2012-01-22T14:29:49.852-05:00

OMG, I thought your post was funny until I read Camp Papa's comment!!

LMFAO indeed.

2012-01-22T14:13:34.912-05:00

LMFAO indeed.

OMG. I laughed til I cried. Thankyou for making my...

2012-01-22T12:18:33.922-05:00

OMG. I laughed til I cried. Thankyou for making my day. Can't wait to read the sequel!

Wow. This will be EPIC. Dad, you have scarred me ...

2012-01-22T07:15:55.742-05:00

Wow. This will be EPIC.

Dad, you have scarred me for life. On the bright side, whenever anyone googles "Tupperware dildo" from now on, they will surely be brought here. Winning!

I was once at a healthcare conference in Orlando a...

2012-01-22T03:06:49.196-05:00

I was once at a healthcare conference in Orlando at a HUGE hotel, and there were two conferences going on simultaneously. The first was the MOTHER of sex toy party planners, etc. -- and those ladies were raucous. The other was PLUSHIES (I won't go into it, but you can look it up if you don't know what this is) -- most awesome work trip of my life.

I had such a clever comment to leave here, but now...

2012-01-22T02:02:34.911-05:00

I had such a clever comment to leave here, but now all I can think of is all the many things one could keep inside ones Tupperware dildo.

I'm afraid I was coerced into attending one of these "pleasure parties" a while back. Very uncomfortable. Many of the women just sat there all embarrassed and giggled. But I'm afraid that situations like that make me make me go overboard the other direction and I start behaving like Samantha from Sex in the City. It's not a pretty thing.

Please take pics of the spray tan.

A tupperware dildo is not even the weirdest invent...

2012-01-22T01:08:17.008-05:00

A tupperware dildo is not even the weirdest invention idea that Dad has ever had.

I'm going to sit here and stare at your blog u...

2012-01-22T01:00:44.646-05:00

I'm going to sit here and stare at your blog until your post about this neighborhood dildo party. I am cracking up like you would not believe.

I was already laughing hysterically and then I rea...

2012-01-22T00:26:14.129-05:00

I was already laughing hysterically and then I read your dad's comment. His mind is ever fertile...and I can't wait to read about this party.

Camp Papa is too funny. I love that.

2012-01-22T00:20:12.114-05:00

Camp Papa is too funny. I love that.

Tupperware should totally make a dildo. Just fill...

2012-01-22T00:13:12.241-05:00

Tupperware should totally make a dildo. Just fill with warm water and snap on the no-leak lid, with the handy finger loop.

Oh my. Whatever happened to the Tupperware parties...

2012-01-21T21:43:17.908-05:00

Oh my. Whatever happened to the Tupperware parties of yore? They were very civilized, had nice refreshments, and the Tupperware was great stuff! I confess I can't wrap my mind around the type of party you just described. I will , of course, expect a full account of the festivities. And by the way, good luck tomorrow at your match. We will see you Monday.

I am so flippin' over the Pampered Chef ice cr...

2012-01-21T21:31:38.019-05:00

I am so flippin' over the Pampered Chef ice cream scoop, I just can't even begin. The people who live here, they would load a Faberge egg into the dishwasher. Does not work for My Lifestyle.

Oh goody, I can't wait to hear about it! I...

2012-01-21T21:27:59.997-05:00

Oh goody, I can't wait to hear about it! I've been to a couple of the sex toy parties. Depending on the amount of alcohol served, they can be hilarious. But add in spray tans? GOOD Lord. That should be...wondrous.

BTW, I've ruined two Pampered Chef ice cream scoops by putting them in the dishwasher. I don't seem to learn.

While I have been to dildopaloozas before, never h...

2012-01-21T21:27:40.146-05:00

While I have been to dildopaloozas before, never have I encountered one that included the opportunity for tanning. This, I feel, is a regrettable gap in my education. Must rectify soonest.